Lo-Fidelity: Crypto bros in Aspen
Austin Colbert/The Aspen Times
Crypto currency, Bitcoin, block chain, meme coins? Call me old-fashioned, a boomer, a troglodyte, or even a financially clueless ungulate, but I just don’t get it. Don’t waste your time trying to explain it to me, either. The only bit of coins I have is my change jar. I’m perfectly happy depositing my loot in Alpine Bank and maxing-out my 401K every year. Beside, money bores me. To tears.
Especially growing up here in Aspen, where you’re constantly being bludgeoned by real estate ads and getting your nose rubbed in steaming piles of exorbitant wealth, like a puppy that’s soiled the carpet and is getting a…
