JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon praised Revolut’s speed this week but pledged to fight the crypto-friendly CLARITY Act, which fintechs and neobanks have heavily leaned on.

The contrast captures a wider fight in finance. Dimon respects fast execution in banking, yet opposes the rules that let crypto firms grow with fewer safeguards.

Jamie Dimon Admires the Neobank’s Pace

Speaking about Chase’s UK operation, Dimon offered a blunt verdict on Revolut’s momentum as a British neobank’s.

“I’m jealous, damn it. You watch these people. They move,” Bloomberg reported, citing Dimon.

The envy has a basis. According to its 2025 report, Revolut grew revenue 46% to $6 billion and lifted pretax profit 57% to $2.3 billion.

Those gains…