Picture this: a fancy ballroom in Washington, D.C., packed with blockchain bosses in tuxedos. It’s inauguration time, and everyone is toasting the new “crypto president,” Donald Trump. He promised big things for digital money during his campaign. But then, whispers spread—Trump launched his own memecoin. By the end of the night, with Snoop Dogg DJing, it hit $1 billion in value.

At first, it seemed like just another Trump brand play, like his steaks or casinos. But now, a massive scandal is shaking things up. A report revealed a huge deal with Abu Dhabi royals pouring $500 million into the Trump family’s crypto platform, World Liberty Financial. In return, they got a 49% stake—right before Trump took office. This could spell…