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A local Dubai crypto bro – who has spent the last few years dragging his home nation through the mud – has been quick to dig up his old passport this week.

Peter Yates (29), who moved to Dubai in 2022 because Dan Andrews was begging him to please take public health measures seriously, has been forced to head back to Australia as the conflict in the Middle East intensifies.

The-29 year-old said he moved to the UAE due to Australia’s “woke human rights” – and because he was sick of his crypto earnings being taxed to pay for Medicare that is afforded to every single citizen.

Despite spending the last few years bragging about Dubai’s impeccable safety, lack of Western degeneracy, and slave built…