Vanity Fair just published an embarrassing profile of crypto’s self-described “true believers,” complete with a photoshoot at a $300 million Lower East Side hotel. 

Its headline read “Crypto’s True Believers Demand to Be Taken Seriously.” The internet, however, did the exact opposite.

The feature profiles Mike Novogratz of Galaxy Digital, OpenSea co-founder Devin Finzer, BitMEX co-founder Arthur Hayes (off-camera), ARK Invest’s Cathie Wood, Polychain Capital’s Olaf Carlson-Wee, and others.

Some brought personal hair and makeup teams. Danny Ryan bragged about pants with a hole in the crotch. 

Novogratz made sure to tell the story of a 4am nightclub hangover. Meltem Demirors texted Finzer’s…