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Betoota Heights woman Sally Nixon has today received some welcome news courtesy of her now officially medium term boyfriend. 

The generally well liked and loveable but frequently dopey local man delivered the news in the form of an official investment strategy update to his main shareholder. 

After the better part of a decade trying to get rich fast by pissing away his pay cheque on slow horses and tryscorers that consistently shit the bed whenever he bets on them, Sally’s bf Andy Robertson has finally made the crucial pivot. 

Robertson has pleased his better half by confirming that he’s moved from 8 leg multis on…