And, the prophecy was fulfilled. Despite the understandable skepticism, the, er, “simulation” repeated itself when Bitcoin touched $126,198.07 on October 6, 2025.

From there, until very recently, all traders saw was red. By late June, Bitcoin was 52% below its peak. Crypto asset manager 21Shares noted at the time that the drop was still milder than the 80%-plus bear markets of past cycles.

Now, the second half of the prophecy. Add 364 days to October 6, 2025 and you land on October 5, 2026. That’s today. So, per the 4chan math, this is the bottom.

Of course, you shouldn’t take our word…