Donald Trump posted about “serious discussions” with Iran’s new regime on Truth Social Monday, and crypto markets responded the way crypto markets do — by going up while everything else went sideways.

Bitcoin jumped 2.2% in 24 hours to approach $68K, Ethereum surged 4.4% past $2,070, and Solana gained 3.4% toward $84. Meanwhile, equities wobbled like a shopping cart with a bad wheel, unsure whether to price in diplomacy or escalation.

The post that moved markets

Here’s the thing about Trump’s Truth Social dispatches: they’ve become their own asset class of volatility. Monday’s entry was a masterclass in mixed signals.

The post claimed productive engagement with Iran’s new regime, framing it as a diplomatic opening….