Does crypto make you horny?
A blockchain conference is an accelerationist dreamscape. Held to the thrumming beat of techno, such events are a swirl of places, people, and projects — influencers and investors, developers and salesmen, hackers and scammers, lawyers and bankers, artists and builders. There are crypto exchanges and stablecoin issuers; market makers and token-listers; the promoters of deFi and DePIN applications; projects hoping to tokenise houses, horses, diamonds, funds, and people; men — for they are mainly men — selling AI agents, AI agent platforms, and even hoping to build AGI itself. Many are here simply for the speculation, but others want something more — to abolish banks, to…
